dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I have post one night stand depression
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