i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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