goodnight i made you a song goodbye
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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