Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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