Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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