Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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