Well douche your snatch and let's go!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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