I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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