yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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