Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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