Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried

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(513): View more from Ohio

I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.

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(224): View more from Illinois

bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people

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(845): View more from New York

For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail

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(201): View more from New Jersey

they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.

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(770): View more from Georgia

The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house

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