We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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