I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Randomize
