Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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