No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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