If i come over, it means nothing
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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