So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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