Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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