You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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