you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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