I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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