It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
