he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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