White coat. Heels.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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