Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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