Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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