Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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