did you get engaged???
You just made me feel so damn special
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
