it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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