butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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