My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Randomize
