You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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