Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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