4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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