Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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