windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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