No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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