Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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