No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
The power of my boobs compel you
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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