how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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