I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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