the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
send nudes
from the living room?
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