But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So vagazzling was a success
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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