covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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