can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The struggles of a small town man whore
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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