did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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