Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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