yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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