I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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