school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I want her autograph on my taint
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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