Plan B is the new Plan A
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Randomize
