no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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