If i come over, it means nothing
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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