now i know why i became what i already was.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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