If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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