Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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