Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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