Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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