Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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